Thursday, August 10, 2006

Change of Heart


So last weekend I met Al Gore at a book signing. I still haven't seen his movie or read his book yet, but just hearing him speak made me feel guilty about my new SUV. Well that and the fact that I was spending more on gas then rent.


So when I actually met Al Gore I was a little taken back by the fact that he was flirting with my girlfriend, and then he totally ignored me. Whatever, I still dig his message and am not holding a grudge.

This is my new ride. It’s a Cadillac Catera. It’s not great on gas, but it’s a hell of a lot better then I was paying and it’s got a lot less miles then the SUV. I'm happy with it.

Monday, July 31, 2006

Top of the world!





I was at a retreat this weekend up in the mountains. It was amazing! I passed over the continental divide and stopped off at Rocky Mountain National Park. These photos don't even come close to doing the views justice.





Every drop of rain or melted snow on the west side of the divide eventually will flow to the Pacific Ocean and everything on the east side of the divide ends up in the Atlantic Ocean.



Eastside view





Westside view







Here are some pics from RMNP again not even close to doing it justice. The white stuff on here is snow and ice that's right snow and ice still around at the end of July!!!








Wednesday, June 28, 2006

My New Ride!

I am now part of the problem. I didn’t wake up yesterday mad at the planet! I wasn’t thinking what can I do to stick my finger in the eye of nature, but that’s kinda what I’m doing. I know this and I’m OK with it. I bought an Explorer yesterday and I love it! It’s a 2000, V8, 4x4, leather seats, plus a lot of other bennies that just make it fun to ride. Most of all I’m excited that I can now give more than one person a ride at a time.

Friday, June 23, 2006

Colorado Update!


So I’m in Colorado working on another political campaign (shocker I know!). I’ll save the campaign details for you political junkies in a one-on-one exchange.

Anyway, I love it out here! I can’t believe how spoiled I’ve gotten in such a short period of time. In the two months I’ve been here it’s been sunny and 70-90 degrees just about every day. The only time it wasn’t sunny and warm it snowed, but then it was 80 the next day so I forgave Mother Nature for it.


This week, the big news was we had two cloudy days in a row and it reminded me of being back east. The locals here claim that we get over 300 sunny days a year and so far it seems to be true. I do miss the food, people and cultural icons of the east, but for now I’m soaking up nature’s best.

As you can see in these pics I was in a car accident and totaled my truck. I was moving through a green light and this huge truck didn’t see me or his red light and plowed into my driver’s side. I’m extremely lucky because if he hit just six inches up I would have been in pretty rough shape (a.k.a. flat).

My memory has been shot all week and its felt like I’ve got a bad case of “shaken babe syndrome.” I escaped with only a few cracked ribs, a tiny bit of internal bleeding and a concussion. It was a relief today to find out that’s all that was wrong with me, well medically speaking anyway.

Since the other guy was totally at fault his insurance company is taking care of just about everything. I’m car shopping now and will show you pics of my new ride when I get it.

OK, I’m off to take it easy and rest up.

Wednesday, April 05, 2006

THE NEVER ENDING VOICEMAIL!


We’ve all done it, and you know you’re guilty too. It starts innocent enough, we’re leaving what was intended to be a quick to the point message but the wheels suddenly fall off the wagon and we just can’t stop talking. Before you know it that damn beep cuts us off, and now we’ve got the embarrassing choice of calling back to leaving another voicemail or letting the mutilated version stand.

Why do we do it? Are we so hungry to be heard uninterrupted that when the chance comes we act like a turrets patient and lose total control? We weren’t always like this were we? When voicemail wasn’t voicemail, but those clunky old answering machines did people fill up our tapes with laundry lists of what they did that day? I don’t think so. This seems to be a new social phenomenon as well as a definite cry for help.

When did it become ok to substitute a personal two-way connection with the audio equivalent of a post it note? An example, a candidate I used to work with, in a rush to get through her call sheets, would leave these long scripted messages for people asking them to give and raise money for her instead of waiting to talk to them directly. After hanging up she would sit a little taller and think “that was time saved and money in the bank.” When I later asked her why their checks hadn’t come in yet she was sure they just didn’t get her message… right.

Sometimes though we leave messages for people when we know they won’t be there so we can say at least we tried. Technology gives us the easy out for things that we should be adult enough to do one-on-one. For example the experience of calling in sick, telling people off, apologizing or any number of other unpleasant conversations are avoided swiftly with voicemail. I’m guilty of these too and as chickening out goes leaving voicemail is only slightly more respectable then the email break up, but do we pay a higher price for this avoidance?

The long voicemail isn’t always bad though. In my travels I love getting a long authentic voicemail from an old friend I haven’t seen in a while. It has to be spontaneous and free flowing like a real conversation with me would be. As the petty man that I am, it also has to be from some one I really like too. If I’m just unsure or neutral about the person a long voicemail can definitely push them into the person to avoid category. Like the brutally honest scene from “Swingers,” I’ve perpetrated this kamikaze move on a few unsuspecting woman as well.

While the long voicemail can occasionally be a delicious treat, like a fine cigar it shouldn’t cross our lips every day. Why is it that as Americans we must always try to turn the rare luxury into an everyday thing? As my country boss scolded me a few months ago “for Christ sake man your name, number and time to call back will do.”

PS
This does not apply to program calls!

Sunday, March 26, 2006

If Rudy Made You Cry

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Then GMU needs your support today! Even if you don’t like college B-ball today’s game is about so much more then just drunken frat boy bragging rights. Today’s game is about the little guy standing up and demanding respect.

George Mason University, a school that if you’re not from the DC area you probably never heard of, is scrapping for a chance to make it to the final four for the first time in school history. George Mason is VA's largest public university (enrollment 32,000+) and their basketball team is made up entirely of local players who without big scholarships are just happy for the chance to play.

When George Mason was given their at large bid to the NCAA tournament this year it caused a revolt among the established media. The so called experts couldn’t believe that this mid-major team belonged in the same company as their top pedigrees. Yet in the first two rounds GMU shocked the sports world and knocked off two of last year’s Final Four teams, including last years champion UNC.

Today GMU will face the number 1 seed Huskies, a team synonymous with the elite establishment of college basketball. The fact that GMU made it this far is a sign that on occasion the hustle from hard work and determination can topple the system. Time will tell who wins today, but if you love routing for the underdog turn on you TV and scream “Go Mason GO!”

Sunday, February 26, 2006

ENDING MY WAR WITH SNOW




After serving winters in Northern IA and Boston I bare the scares of my battle with snow. I’ve battled blizzards, nor’easters, wind chills of 30 below, hours of digging my truck out of the snow, as well as pants and shoes ruined by salt and pink and blue deicing chemicals. In retaliation to winter I’d tell myself that as soon as I could I’d move away to some place warm and sunny.

See I wasn’t prepared to battle snow. Growing up in VA, just the mere threat of snow became a major news event. TV programs are interrupted, schools canceled or delayed and grocery stores completely sell out of milk, toilet paper, and bread all this before the first flake has even fallen.

Like most DC area natives who get caught in the snow’s crossfire I rarely knew what hit me. My mustang would fishtail all over the road like an animated Warner Bros. chase scene. At least I wasn’t alone; it’s common in DC to see four wheeled drive sports utility vehicles pulled over letting the inch of snow pass before trying to drive again. Bustling areas like K St, and Dupont Circle deserted as people barricade themselves in doors terrified of becoming a winter casualty.

Yet, this January it happened. I was sitting in a coffee shop in Louisville, KY after a string of beautiful 60 degree days when something didn’t feel right. If my name was Luke or OB1 I’d have said there was a disturbance in the force. It’s not that I didn’t enjoy the sunny days, but its was like one day everyone decided to call me Bob instead of Brent it just didn’t feel right. I started to miss my arch nemesis the snow.

My worst fear was confirmed when suddenly Louisville got three inches of snow and I felt like it was payday on the Friday before a long weekend. Now that I’m back in Boston I’m at peace with the wintry gift and choosing instead to see it as another reminder of the universal presence instead of a burden.

Tuesday, February 14, 2006

Top Ten Reasons I like being my Valentine this year!!!


10. Anytime is the right time for Kung-Fu.

9. Foreplay is done as soon as I get into bed.

8. After sex there is only sleeping - no talking.

7. Going to the gym is now an exciting experience filled with hope and optimism instead of temptation and sin.

6. I never “need to talk” with myself.

5. Now that Jessica Simpson and I are both single anything can happen.

4. Dishes are never a problem because no meals are eaten at home.

3. When I do something stupid I don’t have to buy myself a gift to show how sorry I really am.

2. Driving can be enjoyed for what it is both a contest and adventure.

1. Sports Center & pizza are perfectly acceptable on date night.

Saturday, February 04, 2006

THE ZEN OF POLITICS


I hate it when people ask “so what do you do for a living?” Not because I’m embarrassed about my profession, but because it always leads to a predictable set of questions and misunderstandings which I usually have no desire to straighten out at the time.

See I’m a political fundraiser, and while surveys show that most people respect my industry as much as a tobacco salesman or a meter maid, I’d like to make the case that there is a greater good in politics that often goes overlooked. Sure, politicians will always disappoint us because they to are human, but lets not forget the armies of people who sacrificed for their potential.

I’ve worked on campaigns all over the country in small towns and big ones from Kansas City, MO to Boston, MA and back down to Jackson, TN and a whole bunch of towns you’ve never heard of. From Presidential campaigns all the way down to local races and ballot initiatives; yet, without fail, in each one something touches and speaks to my higher self. I think it has to do with being a small part of something bigger something with a higher purpose, something that people from all walks of life join together for.

Now, I don’t just mean people coming together like they casually do with a hobby like a book or sewing club. I’m talking about people coming together for a greater purpose, a mission in fact. Something that drives them to take actions you couldn’t pay the average person enough money to do. For example, when have you ever heard of a book club phone banking people who went to the library, or sewing club members protesting the local designer jeans shop? Except for the Mormons, even churches don’t make their members do the excruciating task of going door to door. Yet each year thousands of volunteers all over the country give up time they could be enjoying there families and friends, shopping, masturbating, or whatever just to make a small difference.

We know the volunteers, commonly referred to as “wacktivist” because of their great sacrifices among other reasons, aren’t campaigning for the money and fame. So what drives them to put everything else in their lives on hold? This is it; this is the Zen of politics. This is why I’m totally hooked on political campaigns; an addiction that will probably kill me just like any other, yet one that I fully embrace.

We do it because our conscious tells us it’s the right thing to do. We do it because we follow the issues closely and we don’t understand how anyone who gives a damn about what happens to their community could sit by and not be right here working with us. We are compelled and driven to act because we care so much about our collective futures.

When our compulsion drives us into a dingy old campaign office we meet brothers and sisters we never knew we had. It’s the combination of these foxhole bounds and the dignity that comes from doing what we believe is right that transforms a seemingly normal person into a wackivist.

Watching passion grow is as contagious as a good joke. As the final day grows nearer and the number of people joining the crusade sprouts exponentially the campaign takes on a life all its own. A life that Regardless of the final political outcome can only be experienced to be fully appreciated.