10. Anytime is the right time for Kung-Fu.
9. Foreplay is done as soon as I get into bed.
8. After sex there is only sleeping - no talking.
7. Going to the gym is now an exciting experience filled with hope and optimism instead of temptation and sin.
6. I never “need to talk” with myself.
5. Now that Jessica Simpson and I are both single anything can happen.
4. Dishes are never a problem because no meals are eaten at home.
3. When I do something stupid I don’t have to buy myself a gift to show how sorry I really am.
2. Driving can be enjoyed for what it is both a contest and adventure.
1. Sports Center & pizza are perfectly acceptable on date night.
2 comments:
Leave it to you Brent to make lemonade from that bitter, bitter lemon. ~a
Amen to never "needing to talk" with yourself! You came up on my Friendster list of local people, but you appear to be in DC. Ahh, that Friendster technology is as stellar as ever. Enjoyed your blog, though!
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